I don't care for sales. Sorry. The Sales. It is given the capitals and 'the' simply because of the relevance and complete madness it brings out in people, especially at this time of year, post Christmas.


I get it. Christmas has gone, but its not the end of the world and it certainly doesnt alllow for the behaviour, craziness and general lunacy that The January Sales bring out in some people. I have worked in retail for many years and so maybe it is that which makes me want to run the other way from Sale land, but i simply don't …